valleyhurl:

could we please retire the word “slut”? like i seriously hate that word it is completely unnecessary if i could swallow the word “slut” and stab my own stomach to kill it i would literally do that

valleyhurl:

my otp is me and jesus christ

valleyhurl:

i hate when people dont like me as much as i like myself

valleyhurl:

i need a guy with at least six inches in his underwear and at least seven figures in his bank account

luuvin:

when i die spray my ashes on versace’s latest fall line

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valleyhurl:

i think if i wasn’t so lazy i’d probably be sucking dick rn

  • teacher: so tell us a bit about yourself
  • me: hey hey hey hey put ya lighters up ganjas in the house eyowwww as you can tell from my accent i am from dallas tex-ASS and it was not very easy growing up lookin like this whether i was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well organised alphabetically ordered beanie babies i was g-g-g-gay okayyyy but it wasnt until i moved to los angeles that i discovered marijuana i mean i like to smoke yo i am just flying as high as your receding hairline okayyyy marijuana really does help me calm down so yall i went to valencia where they filmed the tv show weeds now yall its very dry its almost kinda like your vagina can i get a amen now yall i am a tree hugger because if it aint green HUH im not interested okaaaayyyyyyyy
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I jerk off to your selfies
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