Anonymous asked:
single?

valleyhurl:

I prefer the term romantically challenged.

valleyhurl:

i literally just paused sex and the city to go watch a rugby game with my dad

im straight now

Anonymous asked:
what do you see yourself doing when you're 40?

valleyhurl:

20 year old men

Anonymous asked:
unfollowing bc ur face is annoying

valleyhurl:

could we please retire the word “slut”? like i seriously hate that word it is completely unnecessary if i could swallow the word “slut” and stab my own stomach to kill it i would literally do that

valleyhurl:

my otp is me and jesus christ

valleyhurl:

i hate when people dont like me as much as i like myself

valleyhurl:

i need a guy with at least six inches in his underwear and at least seven figures in his bank account

luuvin:

when i die spray my ashes on versace’s latest fall line

(Source: valleyhurl, via supersweetest)

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